Leo will secretly change the light bulbs in the building, Aquarius will dig out the guitar from behind the wardrobe

Aries

Today Aries will finally return the drill borrowed from the neighbour a year ago. Only when the neighbour sees it on the doorstep will they remember they ever owned one. They will invite Aries in for coffee, and Aries, against every habit, will sit down and stay a whole hour.

Taurus

Today Taurus should get their blood pressure checked at the pharmacy, casually, while waiting for someone else's prescription. The number will not be scary, but it will not be the one from five years ago either. Save it in your phone - next time you say "I'm doing great", you will have something to compare it to.

Gemini

At a wedding today, Gemini will be seated next to the uncle who has an opinion on everything - from politics to how to roast a pig. Instead of getting into an argument, Gemini will ask questions. By midnight the uncle will have told the story of how he met his wife, one nobody at the table has heard before.

Cancer

Today Cancer will repaint the living room wall in the colour they have been choosing since spring. Halfway through it will feel like a mistake. Don't stop - paint always looks different while it is wet. In the evening Cancer will sit on the floor with a cup of tea and stare at the wall like it is the TV.

Leo

Today Leo will replace the bulbs in the building's hallway that have been out since August, without waiting for the residents' council to vote. Leo will pay out of pocket. Nobody will know who changed them - and Leo, for once, will not tell them.

Virgo

Today Virgo will be the first to suggest a meeting to the person they like - not with a long message, but with one sentence and a specific time. The answer will arrive before Virgo has time to regret it. Let Virgo pick the café; they are better at that than anyone.

Libra

Today, in an argument between two friends, Libra will take one side instead of looking for the middle. The other friend will be annoyed by evening. On Tuesday they will call to ask whether Libra really thinks that. Libra will.

Scorpio

At a flea market today, Scorpio will spot an old lamp from the seventies and pretend not to be interested. Scorpio will circle three stalls and come back. The seller will already know. The price will not drop by a single denar, and the lamp will be glowing on Scorpio's side table tonight.

Sagittarius

Today Sagittarius should not open their phone in the first hour after waking up. If they want to know what the weather is like, the window will tell them better than any app.

Capricorn

Today Capricorn will look after a grandchild all afternoon and let the child run the show. They will build a tower of cushions, feed the pigeons in the park and eat ice cream in October. When the parents get back, Capricorn will write the day into the calendar - as something to do again.

Aquarius

Today Aquarius will dig out the guitar from behind the wardrobe and find three broken strings. Instead of putting it back, Aquarius will go and buy new ones. By evening they will play one song - badly and with stops, but from start to finish.

Pisces

Today Pisces will go for an aimless walk and get lost in a part of town they thought they knew. They will ask two passers-by for directions, and both will point them in opposite directions. Who was right, they will never find out - Pisces will sit down at the first café terrace they come across.