Leo will ask at dinner instead of talking, Virgo will leave the wardrobe half-sorted

Aries

Aries will be at the post office today, waiting to pay the bills, and in front of them an old lady will be paying six bills, all in small change. Aries, who can't stand queues, won't sigh even once. They'll help her count the coins at the counter. The old lady will tell them they're "such a well-mannered young one" - something Aries hasn't heard since seventh grade.

Taurus

At today's meeting Taurus will say "yes" to the project everyone is waiting for someone else to volunteer for. They'll say it before thinking, which happens to Taurus once every five years. By noon there will be a spreadsheet, a deadline and two colleagues messaging them with what they need. In the evening they'll ask themselves what they've done - and they'll like the answer.

Gemini

Gemini will mute the weekend-plans group chat today and sleep for eight hours. Tomorrow there will be 140 unread messages and not a single important one.

Cancer

Cancer will finally return the pot the neighbour brought soup in when they were ill back in September. It goes back washed and full of cookies. The neighbour will say they shouldn't have, then take two. The chat on the doorstep will last half an hour. When was the last time anyone in the building stopped to talk for longer than "good morning"?

Leo

At dinner tonight Leo won't narrate their week. They'll ask their partner how the day went and listen to the end, without cutting in with "same here". They'll find out their partner has been thinking about changing jobs for two months now. Why didn't they ask before?

Virgo

Virgo will leave the wardrobe half-sorted today. The summer clothes will stay on the bed while Virgo heads out for a walk, because the sun is coming out for the first time this week. The clothes get folded at ten in the evening, in a better mood than they would have been at two in the afternoon.

Libra

Libra will cancel both movie subscriptions they've been paying for without opening either since the summer. It will take twelve minutes and three passwords they never remembered. The money goes into an envelope marked "for the holiday". By June the envelope will be thicker than they think.

Scorpio

Scorpio will call their sister today just to ask how she is. The sister will first panic that something has happened. They'll talk for forty minutes, twenty of them about the sister's cat. In the end they'll agree on lunch on Sunday, and Scorpio won't even check the calendar.

Sagittarius

Tonight Sagittarius should not answer the message from the boss that lands at 22:15. Read it tomorrow over coffee and reply at five past nine. The work will wait. The boss, most likely, won't even remember sending it.

Capricorn

Capricorn, the one who always guards the glasses at weddings while everyone else dances, will sign up today for a folk dance course at the local cultural centre. In the first class they'll get the step wrong in the "Pajdushko" at least ten times. The instructor will tell them they have the rhythm, they just aren't listening to it. By Christmas they'll be first in line to join the oro.

Aquarius

In an old wallet today Aquarius will find an ID-card photo from fifteen years ago. They'll stare at it longer than expected. They won't throw it away - it goes on the fridge, a reminder that once upon a time no haircut scared them.

Pisces

Pisces will book the car's technical inspection a week before the registration expires, instead of on the last day. They'll get a slot for tomorrow at eight. All evening they'll wait for some obstacle to turn up - and none will.