Sagittarius Will Stay Behind to Wash the Dishes With Dad, Scorpio Will Be the First to Laugh at Their Own Joke

Aries

Today Aries will turn down a Friday night out and stay home without a guilty conscience. They'll brew tea, put their socks on the radiator and start a series from episode one. Friends will keep sending photos from the kafana until midnight. Aries will look at every one of them - and won't wish they were there for a single one.

Taurus

Today Taurus will find a mistake in their spreadsheet, a day after sending it to the boss. Nobody has noticed it yet. Don't wait for someone else to find it - send a corrected version with a one-sentence explanation, not a three-paragraph apology. A mistake like that is a trifle on Friday; on Monday it will be an agenda item.

Gemini

Today Gemini will finally sell the old bike that has been gathering dust in the basement for three years. The buyer will haggle as if buying a flat, and Gemini will knock off a thousand denars just to end the conversation. When the buyer wheels it down the street, Gemini will feel a strange pang for a bike they haven't ridden since 2023.

Cancer

Today Cancer will get a message from someone from the summer: "Remember that night on the beach?" They'll read it three times before replying and delete two drafts. Do they really want to open that story in October, or are they just glad someone thought of them?

Leo

Today at karaoke with colleagues, Leo will grab the microphone first, before anyone has even picked a song. They'll sing loudly and badly, and that's exactly why everyone else will dare to follow. By the end of the night they'll be named the most deserving, not the best - and that will be more than enough.

Virgo

Today Virgo will buy a jacket they tried on only once, without comparing prices in three more shops and without reading a single review. Their hand will shake at the till. At home they'll put it on in front of the mirror and realise it's the first thing this year they bought because they like it, not because it was the smartest choice.

Libra

Today, on a Friday night, Libra will go to bed at half past ten, phone off and window open. They won't read the "where are you?" messages until morning. They'll start Saturday rested - and that's rarer than a good party.

Scorpio

Today at a meeting Scorpio will tell a joke nobody gets. Five seconds of silence. Instead of pretending they said nothing, they'll be the first to laugh at themselves - and then everyone will laugh. From that moment the meeting will flow more easily than it has all week.

Sagittarius

Today, after the family dinner, Sagittarius should stay behind and wash the dishes with their father instead of rushing out. While they dry the plates, Dad will tell a story from his youth that Sagittarius has never heard. Friends will wait half an hour. The story wouldn't have waited.

Capricorn

Today Capricorn will lend a friend money without writing down the amount, without a deadline and without an "I'll remind you". They'll feel uneasy all evening - not because of the money, but because for once there's no spreadsheet. The friend will pay it back in two weeks, together with a box of baklava, which no spreadsheet could have predicted.

Aquarius

Today Aquarius should book an eye test. For a month they've been squinting at the screen and increasing the font size on their phone, thinking nobody has noticed. Everyone has noticed.

Pisces

Today, in a salary negotiation, Pisces will name a number first - and won't lower it when the silence comes. The other side will be the one to break the silence.