Aries

Aries will start today with the task they left on Friday afternoon, before even opening their email. Boring, half-finished, with a note even they don't understand. By ten it'll be done, and the rest of Monday will feel like a Tuesday - in a good way.

Taurus

Taurus should let the youngest in the family pick what's for dinner today. It'll be pizza, pancakes or something Taurus wouldn't order even on their birthday. They'll eat it without comment and notice that nobody at the table is looking at a phone.

Gemini

Gemini will go through their card statement today and find a subscription they forgot they were paying for. A workout app, opened in April and abandoned in May. They'll cancel it in two minutes, then spend half an hour checking whether there's another one.

Cancer

Cancer will pull the guitar out from under the bed today, where it's been since the days they thought they'd play at weddings. The strings will be out of tune, the fingers even more so. They'll find the three chords they still remember and play them until the neighbour bangs on the wall. They won't stop straight away.

Leo

Leo will get caught in the rain today without an umbrella and carry on at the same pace, as if the rain were someone else's problem. They'll get home soaked to the socks. They'll change, sit down with a hot soup and not complain to anyone - which, considering who we're talking about, is a minor sensation.

Virgo

Virgo will realise today that they missed a friend's birthday - yesterday, the whole day. They won't pretend their phone was broken. They'll write "I forgot, I'm ashamed, coffee's on me", and the friend will reply with three smileys. The friendship will survive this better than it would any excuse.

Libra

Libra will change their mind in the middle of an argument today, in front of everyone. Someone will make a better point than theirs, and instead of looking for a way out, they'll say "you're right, I hadn't thought of it like that". The table will go quieter than when someone wins. It's rarely seen, and nobody will know what to do with it.

Scorpio

Scorpio will praise a colleague in front of the boss today - specifically, by name and for what they did. And they won't wait for it to be returned. The colleague will blush, the boss will write something down, and Scorpio will realise it's the easiest good deed they've done all month.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius will bring lunch from home today, in a box. For the first time this year. They'll eat it at their desk and listen to their colleagues ordering burek.

Capricorn

Capricorn should reply to their partner's message today with something more than "ok". One real sentence - how their day went, what annoyed them, what made them laugh. That isn't romance, it's information the other side has been waiting for for months. The reply will come back faster than ever.

Aquarius

Aquarius will admit in a meeting today that they didn't understand and ask for it to be explained once more. Half the room will breathe a sigh of relief, because they didn't understand either. Who'll thank them for it? Nobody, at least not out loud.

Pisces

Pisces will be the ones today who finally organise the get-together everyone keeps mentioning "one day". They'll suggest a date, make a group chat and survive twenty messages along the lines of "Tuesday doesn't work for me". Six out of ten will turn up - and that'll be enough that next time someone else has to organise it.