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Libra will put the scales back under the bathtub without stepping on, Aries will roast peppers for ajvar until the third crate

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Libra will put the scales back under the bathtub without stepping on, Aries will roast peppers for ajvar until the third crate

Овен Aries

Aries will be in charge of roasting the peppers for the ajvar today, on the grill in the yard. They'll start with enthusiasm and a new theory on how to peel them fastest. By the third crate the theory will be abandoned, and their fingers will be burning until Tuesday. The ajvar will be the best yet - at least that's what everyone who did the peeling will claim.

Бик Taurus

On a walk today, Taurus will turn into a street they haven't walked down since childhood. The bakery on the corner will still be open, with a new sign and the old smell. They'll buy a sesame bread ring that costs ten times what it did back then and eat it on the steps outside the building, in no hurry to be anywhere.

Близнаци Gemini

Gemini should mute the building's group chat today. The discussion about who leaves the bicycles in the hallway will go on until midnight and end where it started. If something is really important, someone will ring the doorbell.

Рак Cancer

At Sunday lunch today, Cancer will announce the decision they've been carrying around for months - a new job, a move, whatever it is. No introduction, between the soup and the roast. The table will stay silent only until someone asks "and the salary?" - and that will be the sign that everyone has already agreed.

Лав Leo

Leo will sit on a park bench today and watch a child learning to ride a bike. The father will run half the length of the path, holding the saddle. Leo will remember who held them like that. In the evening they'll send that person a photo of the park, without explanation, and the reply will be just "I remember".

Девица Virgo

Virgo will today open the drawer they've been avoiding since spring - the one with cables, chargers and manuals for devices long gone. They'll throw everything out, except one cable nobody knows what it charges. That one goes back in, all on its own, "just in case".

Вага Libra

Libra will take the scales out from under the bathtub today, look at them and put them back without stepping on. Some decisions don't have to be made on a Sunday.

Скорпија Scorpio

Scorpio will today delete the numbers they've kept for years for no reason - former colleagues, a repairman who never showed up, someone from the 2017 holiday. They'll delete them one by one, without opening a single old message. The phone won't get any faster, but Scorpio will feel lighter.

Стрелец Sagittarius

Sagittarius will stay home all day today and won't experience it as a punishment. They'll cook something that simmers for three hours, open the windows when it gets stuffy and fall asleep on the sofa at half-time of the match. When they wake up, the score won't interest them anymore.

Јарец Capricorn

On the family outing today, Capricorn will sit in the back seat and leave the wheel to someone else. They won't comment even when the exit is missed. They'll look out of the window like a child and for the first time notice the old oak by the road they've been driving for years.

Водолија Aquarius

Aquarius will today hear their own idea from someone else's mouth - at the family table, told by a cousin as if it were his. They'll open their mouth to say "I said that a month ago" and close it again. How much does it matter whose idea it was, if someone has finally accepted it?

Риби Pisces

Pisces will set Monday's alarm half an hour earlier today - not to get anywhere, but to drink their coffee sitting down. The first morning will be hard. The second they'll look forward to.