Aries

Today you'll want to fix everything before noon, but the universe is sending you through bank queues and messages that never arrive. Relax. You don't have to be first. Sometimes the wait is the only way you'll notice the trap you were planning to spring wasn't all that brilliant.

Taurus

Tauruses will be right today and nobody will believe them. It's the most Taurus day on the calendar - you state a fact, people laugh, and three days later they show up with "you know, maybe you had a point". Don't bother saying "I told you so". Sometimes silence weighs more than words.

Gemini

Geminis will swing between genius and catastrophe today. Both scenarios are on the table. It depends on whether your coffee is strong enough. Tip: have a second cup before you send any serious message. The second coffee is the difference between "brilliant" and "why did I just say that".

Cancer

Cancers are feeling too much today. Normal. It's not Mercury's fault, it's reality's. Sometimes the Balkans really is heavy and there's no point pretending otherwise. Allow yourself a sad lunch today. Tomorrow you'll be strong again. Deservedly.

Leo

Leos will say something today they shouldn't. And they'll be right. The bad part is that consequences can still come - not directly, not right away, but they will come. Tip: if you're going to say it, say it in front of your boss, not in front of your money. Bosses forget, money doesn't.

Virgo

Virgos will wish they hadn't gotten out of bed today. That's normal too. The feeling that everything must be perfect is a lifelong project. Today is not the day for perfection. Today is the day for "good enough". Take it as a small mountain lesson and get back to the middle of the task you hate the most.

Libra

Libras are weighing too much today. What to say, what to do, who to call, who not. Stop. The thing you've been putting off all month - solve it today. It doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be done. Balance isn't about finding the perfect option, it's about deciding on anything and carrying it.

Scorpio

Scorpios are on the edge of genius today. Which also means on the edge of disaster - the two go hand in hand for this sign. Tip: if you're planning to dig somebody a deep hole, sleep on it first. You're feeling more than usual today, and what looks like "the truth" today may turn into "why did I do that" tomorrow. Wait until Friday.

Sagittarius

Sagittariuses want to leave today. Somewhere. Anywhere. Flights are expensive, fuel is expensive, and there's no one to leave with. Solution: walk. The Skopje suburbs have spots you don't know exist. Sometimes the adventure is three bus stops away, not in Barcelona.

Capricorn

Capricorns are working today. Again. Because they always work. Tip: a human is not a machine. And even a machine needs servicing every 10,000 kilometres. When was the last time you had one? Not the doctor. I mean - when was the last time you did nothing for half a day? That's what today is for.

Aquarius

Aquariuses will be right - nobody will believe them. Same fate as the Tauruses today, but from the opposite side. The Taurus shouts a fact, Aquarius shouts an idea ahead of its time. Neither lands. Write the idea down. Come back to it in six months. By then maybe even your boss will get it.

Pisces

Pisces are dreaming today. That's their job. The bad part is when waking up is brutal - the electricity bill, the unimportant boss, traffic on Partizanska. Tip: allow yourself 30 minutes of daydreaming in the morning. No more. Daydreaming without action is just hiding. Finish one thing today that you've been putting off since last month. A small win is sometimes bigger than a big dream.