Leo will talk in sticky notes, Aquarius will bring soup to the neighbour who never says hello

Aries

Aries should mute the work group chat until tomorrow morning. Nothing that lands there on a Sunday can be solved on a Sunday. The messages will still be there tomorrow at eight, and Aries will read them rested, coffee in hand.

Taurus

Today Taurus finally returns the drill borrowed from the neighbour last autumn "for just one screw". The neighbour will stare at it, puzzled, for a few seconds - he long forgot he ever lent it. As a thank-you he'll offer coffee, and Taurus will walk away with a new obligation: helping him put up shelves in November.

Gemini

Gemini goes on a second date today with someone whose first date was, at best, average. The conversation will stall again somewhere around the tenth minute. But when the waiter spills water across the table, the two of them will burst out laughing at the exact same moment - and the evening will run two hours longer than planned.

Cancer

Cancer plants garlic today in the parents' garden - row by row, along a string stretched between two stakes. Dad will stand by the fence handing out advice nobody asked for. Cancer will nod at every bit of it and do things their own way. In June, the garlic will show who was right.

Leo

Leo wakes up today with no voice, after yesterday's match where Leo shouted louder than the coach. The whole day will be spent communicating with sticky notes and hand signals. The family will notice Leo is a better listener when unable to answer back. And Leo will realise that half of what needed saying wasn't all that important anyway.

Virgo

Today Virgo lets the granddaughter decorate grandpa's birthday cake all by herself. More cream will end up on the table than on the cake, and the candles will stand crooked. Virgo will watch and fix nothing. In the photo, it will look like the most beautiful cake the family has ever had.

Libra

Libra picks the bedroom colour in five minutes today - after three months of seven paint samples taped to the wall. The pick will be the one Libra liked on day one. The painter comes on Wednesday, and until then Libra won't change their mind even once.

Scorpio

While digging through the wardrobe for documents, Scorpio finds the seventh-grade Macedonian language notebook. Scorpio will sit down on the floor and read the essay "What I want to be when I grow up" from start to finish. The spelling mistakes will get a laugh, and then Scorpio will stop at the last sentence - and realise that, in its own way, it actually came true.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius, who usually spends weekends somewhere on the road, won't take off the slippers today. Pyjamas until evening, tea, and a film already watched three times. When friends ask where they are, the answer will be "home" - no explanation. When was the last time you allowed yourself a day without a single plan?

Capricorn

In the park behind the building today, Capricorn teaches his son to ride a bike without training wheels. For the first hour he'll run alongside, holding the saddle. In the second, without saying a word, he'll let go. The kid will make it round the bend alone - and turn around to check whether dad is watching.

Aquarius

Aquarius takes a pot of soup today to the neighbour on the third floor - the one who never says hello in the lift. Word is he's ill and lives alone. He'll open the door with a frown and take the soup without many words. Tomorrow in the lift, for the first time, he'll say "good morning".

Pisces

Pisces should be in bed by ten tonight, with the phone left charging in another room. Tomorrow they'll wake up five minutes before the alarm - and feel like they've won something.